1. Texting is so easy. So, so easy. I feel 250% lazier already, and I've only used the thing for 2 1/2 days now.
2. It's making me a bad mother. Jude loves the games, and he's seen me playing them over and over and over, which makes it hard for me to act like I don't know there are games on the thing. And since the current theory is that maybe the Boy is ADD, it's probably not such a hot idea for him to be playing iPhone games all day (or at least telling his teacher that's what his mom let him do all Xmas break).
3. The apps are killing me. Yesterday I played Scrabble with a friend while I was at work and nearly killed the whole battery. And I got creamed. I'm no good at Scrabble, and I know it. Who am I kidding? And Moron Test, I am so NOT a moron. I don't care what you say. I'll just keep on playing you until I prove it. Got it?