I realize that your teams are going to the Super Bowl. I realize that you are stuck in the muck that is the Grandma's health crisis situation. But no one cares that I met Eddie Izzard? Backstage? That he's nicer than David Sedaris by a lot?
I guess you people have a thing against transvestites. Jerks.
You see, I don't get out much, so this may be as big as it gets for me for quite a while.