Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Possible Birthday Gift Ideas for Wendy

1) A high quality disco ball, to make up for the crappy one she had when we lived in Logansport.
2) A framed, handwritten apology for peeing on her in my sleep when I was a kid.
3) Tomato/zuchini basket
4) Photo of Chuck dressed like Jesus, giving the a-okay sign.
5) Same photo, but with Chelsey dressed as Joan from Mad Men.
6) Same photo but with me dressed like a hot dog.
7) Rights to the following url's: http://www.assblaster.net/http://www.shimmydick.com/http://www.thestronglongdong.org/
8) Record a version of 99 Problems by Jay-Z, but change the refrain from "99 problems, but a bitch aint one",  to "99 problems and I'm forty one."
9) http://rlv.zcache.com/green_wendy_keychain-p146720412888176611td8i_210.jpg
10) Hire fat magician.  Send to house.        

2 comments:

  1. Probably best not to hit the links from number 7 at work. I assume they don't exist, but still.

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  2. Brent, these are all crap ideas. Especially the keychain. What were you thinking?

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