Thank you for turning me on to berets when I was a kid. And thank you for posing me in a picture with you and Chuck with said beret. And thank you for giving that picture to mom and dad. And thank you for taking such a fine picture that it has been proudly displayed for every guest I have ever brought to their house. And thank you for all the ridicule I have received ever since.
Seventh graders aren't emotionally equipped to make a beret decision, Wendy.