So last year the costume showed up all wrinkly, and I couldn't do anything about it. So it looked pretty shitty. It has no form to it, so it just kind of hung there.
|Note the filled in head. That was all saggy last year.|
This year I made some changes.
While watching the worst season finale to Project Runway ever, I sewed in a bunch of stuffing in key areas. No one was more surprised than me to see that said changes actually worked. Particularly on the head part. I stuffed the shoulders too, but unfortunately the extra head stuffing negated the shoulder stuffing. Fashion is so hard.
|Note the puffy shoulders, and Chelsey's sexy gun.|
I also wrapped foil around the bottom portion of me, and called myself a Ballpark Frank. This appeared to amuse no one but me. And the foil kept falling off the first time I wore it, but I got it securely attached, and I think, if nothing else, it appeared confusing. So there's that.