My theory is that she is on her way to Reno, Nevada with a guy named Curt from the office. She's never mentioned him to me before, but a husband knows. By my estimation, she's probably about to Grand Island, NE at this point.
|Maybe she'll turn around when she gets to the Rockies.|
Chelsey, if you get this, I don't know why you left, but I promise you Curt will never love you as much as I do. Also, if you went, I hope you took Edith with you. I will be too broken-hearted to care for her. Also, once we burn through all the frozen breast milk and formula samples, I'm going to have to figure out what to feed her.
I hope you have a happy life in Reno. I knew this girl who was from Reno back in Oklahoma City. She lived with Dave and me, and about half-way though her time with us, she stole a bunch of money that we were saving from Lollapalooza or something. Stay away from this girl if you see her. She is trouble.